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Buying Dad

One Woman's Search For The Perfect Sperm Donor

By: Harlyn Aizley
Published: 2003

About this Title:

What do two nice Jewish girls do when they want to start a family? They can marry two nice Jewish boys, or, if they happen to be lesbians, they can buy sperm online from California! Buying Dad is a hilarious, edgy, first-person chronicle of a year in the life of a woman engaged in a very alternative family-planning experience. Peeling back the layers of self-indulgence accumulated in 30-odd years as a self-proclaimed gay, childless, albeit happy neurotic, Harlyn Azley takes the reader on one of the most personal, intimate and utterly female journeys any woman, gay or straight, can make–that of becoming a mother. 

ISBN-10: 1555837557

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